I admit it. I was planning on merely skimming New Moon in preparation for the upcoming film - but I ended up reading it in its entirety AGAIN. Poor, depressed Bella. Dark and handsome and sweet and young Jacob. Send me a lock of your hair? Damn that Edward Cullens! Why did he have to show up? Why did Bella jump off that cliff? And why does the whole Volturi storyline make me laugh so much (come ON)?